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Cindy Crawford - Don’t Gimme No Lip!


*sigh*

Sometimes you see a celebrity who is so fantastically gorgeous…so exceptionally stunning…so amazingly breath-taking.

And then you see their wart.

A fatal flaw. A chink in the perfect armor. An Achilles heel.

So let’s get right to it: There ain’t nuthin’ beautiful about a friggin’ “beauty mark.”

It’s a tragedy. Like ghouls staring at a horrific car accident. You know it’s gruesome, but you just gotta look at it.

Look at the otherwise perfect Cindy Crawford, known world-wide for her so-called beauty mark.

Cindy Crawford near flawless

Grrr…she’s got that disgusting wart, right there on her lip. It makes you want to cry. *waaaah*

Now look at this same picture of Cindy, sans evil wart.

Cindy Crawford IS flawless!

So which do we like better? The first or the second? A or B or about the same?

The answer is the second picture you fools!

Note: As a curiousity, I notice that one of the Google Ads on my Cindy page sometimes shows Anal Warts. Eeew. I guess having a wart on the lip ain’t so bad.

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