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Archive for the 'Celebrity Warts' Category

Cindy Crawford - Don’t Gimme No Lip!

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

*sigh*
Sometimes you see a celebrity who is so fantastically gorgeous…so exceptionally stunning…so amazingly breath-taking.
And then you see their wart.
A fatal flaw. A chink in the perfect armor. An Achilles heel.
So let’s get right to it: There ain’t nuthin’ beautiful about a friggin’ “beauty mark.”
It’s a […]

Cheeky Robert De Niro

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

OK. With all the money these celebrities make and spend on cosmetic surgery you’d think they could take care of a little wart? All vanity aside, it just bugs me when I see things like warts and moles hanging off a celebrity. It’s not like they can’t afford to have it fixed. […]


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