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Blood Diamond Is Bloody Good

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Diamond smuggling, terrorism, idealistic journalism, failed loyalties, greed, gore. What more can you ask for?
Actually, I found this to be a very entertaining and suspenseful drama with some of the best non-car chase scenes in recent memory.
Leonardo DiCaprio stars as Danny Archer, a South African mercenary turned diamond smuggler with a […]

Borat — Where The Bore’s At

Saturday, November 4th, 2006

I saw this movie the other day amid all the rave reviews. People were comparing the Borat character — played by B-team comedian Sacha Cohen — to that of Forest Gump. I think he’s a little more like the Johnny Knoxville character in the Jackass movies. They’re both plain stupid and […]

Brokeback Mountain

Friday, January 13th, 2006

OK. I have to be honest.
Whenever I hear the name “Brokeback Mountain” — the movie about the two gay cowboys — I always think it should be called “Poke Ass Mountain.”
C’mon. I know you’re thinking the same thing.
And that’s all I have to say about that.

Walk The Line

Wednesday, January 4th, 2006

The chronicles of country crooner Johnny Cash. Overall the story was not as interesting as the movie Ray, although I was extremely impressed by the vocal talents of both Joachin Phoenix as Johnny Cash and Reese Witherspoon as June Carter.
I think Phoenix did a superb job of getting into the mind of Johnny […]

March Of The Penguins

Saturday, November 12th, 2005

This is a fantastic documentary about the mating cycle of the emperor penguin.
If you thought your life was tough, you gotta see this movie. I always thought of these penguins as being cute and easy going. Once you see this movie you’ll wonder why they’re not all viciously insane. Well, […]


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